Crappy capital cities


Capital cities can embody the worst characteristics of a nation. They are loud, busy, overcrowded; home to the rich elite, and the poorest of the poor; they are the place you are most likely to be mugged, or hassled, or scammed; where the cost of living is the highest and quality of life is lowest.

Some capital cities have terrible reputations – both inside the country and out. But most have redeeming features that mean they are still worth a visit.


African capital cities

Lilongwe, Malawi

Lilongwe is a small, sleepy capital full of leafy boulevards, many lined with delightful, red-flowering poinciana trees.

Downtown Lilongwe, Malawi

Lilongwe, Malawi. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Kampala, Uganda

Kampala, capital city of Uganda, used to be called Kam-pothole due to the sorry state of its roads. But Kampala has come a long way in recent years – in 2016 it was declared the most liveable city in East Africa (it came 169th in global rankings).

Kampala, Uganda

Photo credit: Amrita Ronnachit

Kigali, Rwanda

Kigali is built upon four prominent ridges, and also occupies, though to a lesser extent, the valleys in between. The Rwandan capital is green, thanks to reforestation initiatives, and remarkably clean. And I don’t mean just reasonably clean, or pretty clean; it is really, really, really clean; not a trace of litter to be seen. Every roadside verge and public park is in immaculate condition.

Kigali, Rwanda

Kigali, Rwanda. Photo credit: Benjamin White


Asian capital cities

Jakarta, Indonesia

When most people think of Jakarta they think of traffic, noise, pollution, congestion. And for the most part they’re right. Jakarta is noisy, and polluted, and crowded. And the traffic is horrendous.

The Old City Hall of Batavia, Jakarta, Indonesia

The former City Hall of Batavia. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan

Bishkek began life as a caravanserai, a rest stop for those plying the Silk Road through the perilous Tian Shan mountain range.

National Historical Museum, Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan

Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Thimpu, Bhutan

Thimpu is one of the few national capitals that lacks its own airport. The closest airport is at Paro, a one-hour drive away, from where you can board flights to Thailand, India, and Nepal.

Tashichhoe Dzong, Thimpu, Bhutan

Tashichhoe Dzong, Thimpu, Bhutan. Photo credit: Benjamin White

 


Middle East capital cities

Doha, Qatar

Doha was founded in the 1820s as a trading port in the Persian Gulf. It’s now a city of 1.5 million and contains half the population of Qatar.

Museum of Islamic Arts, Doha, Qatar

Museum of Islamic Arts, Doha, Qatar. Photo credit: Amrita Ronnachit

 

Muscat, Oman

I was looking forward to some top quality muscat grapes – the big red ones – when I arrived in Muscat, Oman. I wasn’t expecting wine, or moscato, I was perfectly aware that Oman upholds the traditional Islamic value of abstinence from alcohol, but I was still looking forward to eating the grapes.

Muttrah, Muscat, Oman

Muttrah Corniche, Muscat, Oman. Photo credit: Amrita Ronnachit


South American capital cities

Bogotá, Colombia

City of eight million. Perched on the Colombian high savannah. Notorious for crime, murder, drugs, danger; more recently for art, literature, world-class graffiti.

Bogota street art 9, Bogota, Colombia

Photo credit: Benjamin White

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Rio de Janeiro is the only big city in the world that I’ll admit has a nicer natural setting than that of my hometown, Sydney. It’s a fun, glamorous, vibrant city, with plenty of opportunities to party – especially during Carnaval. Unfortunately it’s also quite dangerous, and large tracts of the city, including many of its beaches, are too unsafe for tourists to visit.

Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Photo credit: Benjamin White

La Paz, Bolivia

Water boils at 87.6 degrees Celsius in La Paz, Bolivia. The boiling point is so low because the city’s elevation is so high – La Paz is situated at an average height 3,650 metres above mean sea level, making it the highest capital city in the world. But why is La Paz located at such a high altitude? It doesn’t seem the most logical place to position a city, especially a capital city.

La Paz, Bolivia

La Paz, Bolivia. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Quito, Ecuador

Quito, Ecuador has the honour of being one of the first two sites selected for UNESCO World Heritage status (the other was Krakow, Poland). The city is also the 2nd highest capital in the world, with an average elevation of 2,850 metres (the highest is La Paz, Bolivia; in 3rd place is Thimpu, Bhutan). But when it comes to proximity to the equator, Quito reigns supreme. The equator lies just 25 kilometres from the city centre, and it sits within a kilometre of the city outskirts.

Quito, Ecuador

Quito, Ecuador. Photo credit: Benjamin White


Central American capital cities

Guatemala City, Guatemala

Like most, or perhaps all, Central American capital cities, Guatemala City has a reputation for guns, drugs, violence and danger.

National Palace, Guatemala City

Guatemala City. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Panama City, Panama

Founded in 1673 on a small, easily defended peninsula on Panama Bay, the new city, now known as Casco Viejo, flourished for a good many decades. But the sacking of Portobelo by the British in 1739, marked the end of the glory days for wealthy port cities in the New World. Much of Panama City fell to ruin.

Mercado de los Mariscos, Panama City

Panama City, Panama. Photo credit: Benjamin White

San Salvador, El Salvador

Gang violence is a serious problem for residents of San Salvador, with a murder rate that averages around 90 murders per 100, 000 people, it is up there with the most violent cities in the world (in 2016 it had the 7th highest murder rate in the world).

San Salvador, El Salvador

National Palace, San Salvador. Photo credit: Amrita Ronnachit


European capital cities

Tirana, Albania

Albania was thought of as the bad egg of Europe for a good many years. At the time, Tirana was regarded as one of the worst – if not the worst – capital cities in the continent. But Albania’s time as an isolationist communist nation is over. The country is in a process of re-discovering itself, and Tirana is the nation’s sounding board.

Skanderbeg Square, Tirana, Albania

Skanderbeg Square, Tirana, Albania. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina

The only thing I knew about Sarajevo, prior to my visit, was that Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated there in 1914, and that his death led the Austro-Hungarian Empire to declare war on Serbia, which triggered World War I.

But there is much more to Sarajevo, the so-called Jerusalem of Europe, than this one tragic moment.

Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina

Latin Bridge, Sarajevo. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Bratislava, Slovakia

Which is the only capital city in the world to straddle the borders of two foreign nations? Yes, It’s Bratislava, capital of Slovakia.

Church of St Stephen, Bratislava, Slovakia

Bratislava, Slovakia. Photo credit: Benjamin White

Vaduz, Liechtenstein

Europe has plenty of micro-states, but for some reason it’s double-landlocked Liechtenstein that most often comes to mind when discussions are had as to which is the tiniest and obscurest of European nation states. What does Liechtenstein have going for it? And is Vaduz, the capital, worth a visit?

Vaduz Castle, Liechtenstein

‘Vaduz Castle, Liechtenstein’ by Michael Gredenberg. Available at https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Schlossvaduz.jpg under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported licence. Full terms at https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en

Riga, Latvia

Riga, Latvia, has had a pretty interesting life. It’s changed hands – or passed between empires is probably a better way to put it – no less than 11 times. You’d think such a place would be war torn, ripped to shreds, bombed to smithereens. But it’s not. Riga is pretty. Very pretty. Sometimes verging on twee.

House of the Blackheads, Riga, Latvia

House of the Blackheads. Riga, Latvia. Photo credit: Benjamin White

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